Livin' In America

When MSNBC is reporting this, you can be sure t he real news is grave.

Which, good.

BTW, Democrats, I'd love to have something good to say about The Won (etc., etc.), but he's a dick, and you guys started it with GWB, who was a much better President than you ever credited, and your shameful treatment of Sarah Palin and her family (Calling for the gang-rape of her under-age daughter? Jesus!) has ignited in me the European desire to write an epic about the injustice, and transmit it, the better to ensure your eventual eradication.

You brought this on yourselves, I'm afraid.

Obama?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What were you thinking? Oy!

Obama? Jeez. What a loser. What a collection of losers.


Why not move to Canada, or France?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the sweet, sweet smell of President Flambé.

Or is that a cheap, empty suit I smell in the distance.

I called this, a couple of days back.

It's funny because it's true.

The DJIA is back to where it was in January.

In other news, cap-and-tax is dying quietly in the US Senate, while health-care "reform" is completely stalled.

Coincidence? I think not.

Muslims are savages.

I think I'm going to call on my US Representative, Hank Johnson, to propose a law to limit the immigration of savages into this country.

Not that he will, of course.

Muslims are savages.


What a complete open festering sewer of a religion.

Oddly enough, embraced by the left, worldwide. That whole "Stand up to America" thing.

I await the screams when the hippy chicks get what Sharia demands.

Obama's a complete dick.

Nominally our first "post-racial" President, he takes time out from socializing medicine to go off half-cocked about the police of Cambridge, MA. Shades of that "typical white person" remark he made so many months ago. When he's not getting all racial on us, he's threatening IRS audits - in a joking fashion.

And, of course, never an apology. For a man who thinks nothing of swanning around the world apologizing for what he takes as America's mistakes, he's awful slow to apologize when he's the one screwing up.

The upside to this is he's rapidly on the way to the scrap heap of history.

His one way to save himself is to be another Bill Clinton. Thing is, I don't think he has the survival skills. He's too much a doctrinaire Marxist. Also, he's too inexperienced.

Look for his presidency to be over by the end of the year. Look for the Republicans to have the House back in 2010, and for the Democrat 60 seat Senate to go down a few.

Gridlock. At which point business will figure out the Democrats have lost the power to screw it, and the economy will come roaring back.

An open letter to my US Representative, Hank Johnson, upon the occasion of The Won Who Has Been Promised Us At This Time admitting that he is not aware of the contents of the health-care reform bill currently being considered by an assembly of our only native criminal class:

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Dear Representative Johnson,

Today I heard an MP3 of an interview given by The Won Who Has Been Promised Us At This Time, wherein he allowed that he hadn't actually read the health care reform bill being considered by you and the rest of your august assembly of America's only native criminal class.

It seems to me that The Won (etc., etc.) has decided to turn over to you and yours the responsibility of giving him a bill, any bill, so he won't look like a complete political retard, come January 2010. Let's face it, he prefers to campaign in Berlin, or Ghana, where the local populace get the political party, and not the economic hangover.

In any event, The Won (etc., etc.)'s spurning of details means you may get to pay off whatever political constituencies you care to. So, I guess DeKalb's assorted AMA bloodsuckers should look forward to a teat, huh?

Of course, The Won (etc., etc.)'s inattention also means that if the bill you pass turns out to be better suited for the cloaca maxima than the American public, The Won (etc., etc.) will be able - and quite happy - to throw you under the bus, as he has his grandmother, his pastor, his assorted political mentors, etc., etc. Screw up and you'll be dead to him.

Oh, by the way, have you been watching The Won (etc., etc.)'s recent poll numbers? Right. Inverse to the mounting unemployment numbers. (Unemployment numbers mounting despite the budget busting "stimulus" bill *you* approved.)

I'd encourage you to treat this health-care reform bill as you might an armed 1000 Kg IED: from as far away as possible.

Let's face it: those turds of "stimulus" and cap-and-tax bills cost you plenty of political capital. "Stimulus" is getting you no political love, while cap-and-tax is quietly dying in the Senate. Do you really want to walk the plank for the third time in six months?

Remember: this empty suit (The Won (etc., etc.)) will be gone forever in a maximum of 7.5 years, and that IG scandal is really starting to loom (Jeez, not to mention Murtha. Oh, and Dodd. Oh, and Rangel. Oh, and ...) Just let The Won (etc., etc.) die a quiet political death, drop the socialism - please, keep the voters of north DeKalb pacified, and enjoy a long - doubtle$$ profitable - political life.

Or wait for the Tea Parties at your front door.

Thanks in advance,


Patrick Carroll
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P.S. Those free political adspress conferences The Won (etc., etc.) is running? Not working. In fact, he looks a little desperate. The mellow is off the rose, as it were.
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It's now 40 years since Mary Jo Kopechne drowned in the back of Ted Kennedy's car. She died with her finger nails embedded in the rear window of the car, trying to claw her way out of a watery coffin. Ted Kennedy had long fled, looking for a cooperative prosecutor. Oh. He's a Democrat, by the way.

Kopechne's killer, Ted Kennedy, "The Lion of the Senate" (excuse my puke), is currently dying in the Kennedy compound on Martha's Vineyard. He's dying quietly, well drugged, and with all the benefits he denied his victim.

Me, I hope he dies roaring.

It seems we are to have a "wise Latina" at the US Supreme Court.

Am I the only one out there who thinks she lied about her past statements, cut the President off at the knees (Empathy!), and didn't look all that smart?

Where, oh where, does Charlie Rangel get all that money?

Can this man claim to be authentically black, given that he challenged the Democrat Plantation?

The "stimulus" isn't working. Quick! Move the goal posts! The rubes will never notice. Besides, the 51% who voted for The Won Who Has Been Promised Us At This Time will never admit they picked a complete clown to run things.

You just knew that Government Motors would be run like any other welfare program, complete with advocacy groups and politics.

GM has just emerged from bankruptcy protection. Expect it to start begging for more taxpayer handouts before the end of the year.

It's British Leyland, all over again. Only to be expected, of course, given the empty suit currently running the executive. Let's face it: showing up for the occasional US Senate vote is not quite like running a country.

Now that the US House of Representatives has voted in the "Cap-and-Tax" bill, scientists are beginning to wonder whether their global warming models might be all wrong.

Don't worry lads, those models served long enough to allow the left, and the Imperial Federal Government a chance to get another stranglehold on the population. In the end, that's all that really matters.

Well, the US House of Representatives has published its health care bill. As expected, it raises taxes, even on those making waaaaaaaay less than $250k per year.

I have no doubt that my US Representative, Hank Johnson, will vote for it.

This means that in one year he'll have voted to raise the costs of things like electricity, driving, and selling a house, and he'll also have voted to raise taxes.

I wonder how that goes across in his district?

I think I need to picket his office, some weekend.

So, six months in, your popularity is tanking. What to do?

Why, go campaign in Africa.

Oh, and start investigating the previous administration.

Let's keep this in mind, for when the Islamofascists bring down, oh, the Sear's Tower, or set off a dirty nuke in Manhattan.

The five Lies of Obamacare.

A death in Obama's war.

The pervert, Jackson, goes to his grave while much of America boohoos.

Meanwhile, an actual American hero passes unremarked.

Jesus. Sickening. Pervert showman gets all the attention, while actual heroes go quietly to grave.


America is not at war.

The USAF, USMC, USN, USCG, and USA, are at war.

America is at Michael Jackson's Funeral. Or at the mall.


A culture as infantile as this deserves what it gets. Good and hard.

Another light goes out.

I've more and more of this to look forward to, growing older.


UPDATE: An odd question: Who was the Airfix fan in the troupe?

Coming soon! Obamacare!

My US Representative, Hank Johnson, will doubtless vote to inflict this on all of us.

I mean, he just got through voting for a cap-and-tax bill that will require existing houses be retrofitted to meet EPA standards before they can be resold. I wonder if South DeKalb knows how expensive selling a house just became, because of Representative Williams' vote?


UPDATE: "The level of crisis that attracts their attention has to be very high for them to put down their biscuits."

HOPE! CHANGE!

Colin Powell expresses doubt about The One Who Has Been Promised Us At This Time.

Dobtless, The One will find this lack of faith ... disturbing.

He'll probably wake up some morning with a horse head in his bed. That, or Keith Olbermann will denounce him as the worst person in the world.

The mullahs may be facing a beating.

I've not been paying attention to the news, so I just heard about Sarah Palin.

In the past,I've been disgusted by her treatment at the hands of the legacy media. Her arrival on the national political stage strikes me as a moment when the Democrat party might want to examine its reflex misogyny.

Here's the deal with Sarah Palin: She's a strong political female who owes nothing to the Democrat party. For that reason alone she's been the target of the country's leftist political elite. She took on Murkowski, back in the day, so she has no friends in the Alaska Republican political elite.

Were I her, I'd skip past the Democrats, and the Republicans, and bring a populist message to America.

It might work, especially in light of the trillions in debt The Won Who Has Been Promised Us At This Time is Saddling Us With At This Time.

I am sure, and happy, that our foreign foes are looking at the recent celebrations on the Mall, and saying Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Think of May Day in any Communist Kleptocracy: armed lines of marching men, in squadrons passing by. And those lads know close order drill.

Easter in Ireland: After Mass, ditto. Hatin' on the Brits.

England: Whitehall and the extended laying of wreaths. Remembering the honorably conquered.

Hell, even the French have military parades on July 14.

On Independence Day, anywhere else in the world, it's tanks and guns and fighting men, parading down the street. Victories and defeats honorably remembered. Here, we skip pas the founding fathers and dispose of the vets in about 15 minutes, and then get stuck into a couple of hours of Sesame Street led by Barry Manilow.

That feels really decadent.