Friday, November 30, 2007

I think we can now officially start calling the Democrat party "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight".

While Pelosi and Reid are holding up money needed to fund combat operations in Iraq, her criminal colleague comes out and says the surge is working.

My guess is that Murtha's going to get some of this money.

Nothing political here. Nothing at all.

Everything is Caused by Global Warming.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

We're all gonna die? Well, blame Canada.

What if CNN hosted a Republican debate, and all the questions came from Democrats?

I'm sorry. Obviously, I meant, "What if Fox News hosted a Democrat debate, and all the questions came from Republicans?"

If Fox did to Democrats with CNN just did to Republicans, the legacy media would fall on it like a ton of bricks. But since everyone in the legacy media knows the average Republican voter is a confederate-flag-waving, gun-toting, zombie-eyed bible-brandishing, flat worlder conspiracy theorist, well, what CNN did was perfectly permissible.

These guys are *so* good!

I saw them at LebowskiFest 2007.

White guys are evil!

Or not.

I expect this brave man will end up murdered.

The Sloganmaster was on "Fox and Friends" this morning, demanding that the US Federal Government bail out people who can't pay their mortgages. Apparently, when banks made loans to people with questionable ability to repay, they were "preying" on those people.

Seems to me that what actually happened is that the banks provided a way for people to get a taste of the good life - if for only a short time - at the cost of billions to the banks themselves, and at a risk of recession for the rest of us. Such altruism!

On balance, I think this bailout is a good idea. I mean, we had the Resolution Trust Corporation back in the 1980s. That was a taxpayer handout to fat cats around the country (Well, ok, mostly in Texas), so I think it's time the little guy got in on the act.

I can see the campaign slogans now:

- Bailouts for everyone, not just the rich!

- What do we want? Bailouts! When do we want them? Now!

I await payment from the Edwards (Silk Pony, SC) campaign.

Well, that's my Christmas present taken care of.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

If I Did It.

I can remember noticing, over a decade ago, that all the street-sweepers in Paris were dark-skinned. France, like the rest of Europe, is depopulating. Faced with a list of jobs French people just wouldn't do, and unsustainable social welfare spending, the French decided to import workers. Just to do scut work and pay taxes, mind you, not to make them actually, you know, *French*.

Many of the people France imported are Muslim, from societies that emphasize guilt and shame.

So, the French imported people with a highly-developed sense of shame, gave them crappy jobs, taxed the hell out of them, and gave them no upward mobility.

Et voila, les consequences!

I'm not condoning the violence. In fact, I hope the "youths" get the crackdown they deserve. I think, however, that there's going to be a lot more of this. If the French run to type, I expect another St. Bartholomew's Day massacre.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Welcome to socialized medicine.

If Americans go for socialized medicine, they'll get what they deserve. Good and hard.

Adherents of The Religion of Pieces threaten bloody reprisals.

Why is this a story? We're known for years that the radical inhabitants of greater Derkaderkastan are raving nutters out to kill anyone who doesn't see things their savage way.

I'll get excited the day I see Muslims out there protesting in favor of Israel's right to exist, in favor of religious pluralism, and against Islamic Rage Boy. And yes, I'm not holding my breath. Islam's just going to have to go through it's Reformation, Wars of Religion, and Enlightenment. A couple of hundred years ought to do it.

Another day, another outrage from the Religion of Pieces.

There's a reason our brave, transgressive artists smear Christians, not Muslims.

Monday, November 26, 2007

How can Hillary win the Presidency? Five words: Hot girl-on-girl action.

Russ is having a bad day.

Money quote:
You people are the most stupid, incompetent assholes on the face of the Earth, and I really hope you all are fired, and get hit by buses on the way home.
I wonder how he reacts to actual evil? Oh, I remember now: he likes it.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

American has no distinct, native criminal class except its politicans.

(With apologies to Mark Twain.)

If you can read at an elementary school level, then you should be able to understand this blog.

LivinInAmerica: Keeping ideas accessible since 2003.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Global warming. Climate change. Sham.

Monday, November 12, 2007

You have to be shittin' me.

You know, this.

Oh, sorry, America bad! Well, my bad!

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