Sunday, January 02, 2011

Happy 2011!

My Predictions:

1. Hillary will leave the Obama administration to begin a run for President.

2. Attorney General Eric Holder will leave the Obama administration ahead of Congressional investigations.

3. Germany will pull out of the Euro.

4. The Yen will collapse.

5. The US housing market will collapse - again, and take several major financial institutions down with it this time.

6. California will default on its debts, and ask the US Government to assume them.

7. Rioting will hit Los Angeles as the city, county, and state drastically scale back welfare programs.

8. The City and County of San Francisco will file for bankruptcy.

9. The Supreme Court will strike down the individual mandate requirement of Obamacare.

10. Gold will break $2000 an ounce.

Are these predictions for 2011? Presumably they are because you are ringing in the New Year with your brand of bull shit. If not, please specify the time period, because otherwise, given inflation in Asia, # 10 will definitely come true sometime in our lifetime or our children’s lifetime. In the absence of your response, let’s just go with your predictions being for this year.

What do you do for a living – Mr livin in America? You must be a dishwasher at a second rate restaurant where they have empty gossip.

First of you are too stupid to know that #9 can’t hold true because the individual mandate provision does not kick in until 2014 and the supreme courts can’t rule on something that does not exist!!!

If you are going to be in the business of making predictions, make them measureable for fuck’s sake:

1. @ 4 - The Dollar is equal to 83 Yens today. Do you expect it the Yen to drop to 50? To 10 and under? What are you really talking about?

2. @5 –“More than 11.3 million homeowners — nearly one-fourth of all Americans with a mortgage — owe more on their loan than their home is now worth”. This is a fact, not a prediction. News flash ass hole – housing market has already collapsed. This is a fact, not a prediction. Have you heard of the Case-Shriller index – you moron? You may use that to define your prediction.
3. @6 “The 2 year U.S. Treasury is currently yielding .96%, a 2 year Bank Certificate of Deposit is yielding around 2.05% - with the disadvantage of illiquidity, Nationwide average yield for 2 year Municipal Bonds is AAA 1.00% AA 1.44 A 1.51… California is offering 50-100bps above a comparable instrument and California Municipal Debt is worthy of your consideration”. This is what the finance guys are saying. Your stupid mother fucking ass would not understand this shit. So shut the fuck up.

The sad part is that that you make these predictions (like #7) (it’s actually more of a wish list) not because of facts or concerns for the American people, but out of shear Shadenfruede that it would happen during Obama’s Presidency. No dire predictions existed in your writings during the Bush Presidency.

Just remember the largest causes of these dire predictions:
1. Two unfunded wars
2. Unfunded Bush tax cuts – with no cut in government
3. Unfunded expansion of prescription drug benefits
4. Undermining of the functioning of the government and ignoring the importance of a healthy government at every step in the 8 years of the Bush administration.

You’d be lucky (and the American and World population unlucky) if 2 out your so called 10 predictions come true. We’ll revisit at the end of the year!

Have a fucking miserable 2011 you stupid mother fucker.
Yes indeed, we'll revisit at the end of the year.

BTW, I also think AQ will accomplish a massive terrorist attack in the US, the Chechens will explode a nuke in Russia, Ahmadinejad will be assassinated, and Kim Jong Un will be overthrown by the NORK military.
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