Monday, June 28, 2010
An open letter to Starbucks Coffee Corporation (or whatever their marketing pressure bullshit name is right now) in response to this:
As a gentle nudge, we want to remind youMy response:
that you need to earn 30 Stars by the end
of your anniversary year to stay Gold. And
you have six months left - plenty of time!
Dear Marketing Pressure Bullshit Asshole,That feels better.
Please don't put marketing pressure bullshit on me.
If you do, I'll just drop the card.
You've got coffee. You don't have *the* coffee.
I don't need you, and I definitely don't need the marketing pressure bullshit hassle.
Why not forgo the marketing pressure bullshit, and just surprise me randomly when I accidentally make it through your marketing pressure bullshit maze?
That would be much more satisfying to me.
Yours in Christ,
PS: Fuck you and this "nudge" bullshit. Cass Sunstein will be sitting on the shit-heap of history in the next year or so. At that point, Pepsi will lose the ObamaWave, and you'll lose the "nudge" bullshit.
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