Livin' In America

Pimping your ride, Government style!

Money bit:

BIG DADDY
Scott is gonna be stoked when he sees the complete makeover we're giving his old junker. As you can read here on the build specs, I have demanded that it will get 80 miles per gallon with zero emissions, and survive a 300 mile per hour head on collision with an Amtrak locomotive. It will also fly, and create and/or save 20 million jobs. And restore America's standing in the world.

DAVE
80 miles per gallon?

BIG DADDY
Oops, my mistake. A quick zero, and... voila! 800 miles per gallon.

DAVE
Sounds great, but doesn't that violate the laws of physics?

BIG DADDY
I vetoed that law. Look, I'm not a detail man, I'm leaving that up to the shop crew to figure out.

There really are times the Criminal in Chief seems to be issuing nonsensical orders from the Fuhrerbunker.