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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

An open letter of complaint to my US Senators (Chambliss, Isakson) and Representative (Johnson):


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over!

You're giving away the goddamn country to everyone who's fucked up in the last three decades! What the fuck are you thinking about?!?!?!!!!

God dammit to hell!!!! STOP FUCKING HANDING OUT CASH TO EVERY FUCK-UP WHO SHOWS UP AT YOUR FUCKING DOOR.

HOW HARD IS THIS TO FUCKING GRASP??????? THE MORE YOU FUCKING GIVE OUT, THE MORE FUCKING DEMAND YOU'LL HAVE!!!! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST!!! HAS LIFE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING??? ARE YOU ABLE TO DO ANYTHING BEYOND TURNING FOOD AND AIR INTO WATER VAPOR AND CARBON DIOXIDE???????

I HAVE LOST 40% OF MY 401(K) IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS. DO YOU WANT ME THROWING BRICKS THROUGH YOUR FRONT FUCKING WINDOW?

TAKE YOUR FUCKING HAND OUT OF MY FUCKING WALLET. COCKSUCKER!

NO BAILOUT FOR WALL STREET!!!

NO BAILOUT FOR DETROIT!!!

NO BAILOUT FOR ANY-FUCKING-BODY, INCLUDING BLAGO-FUCKING-JEVICH!!!

TAKE YOUR FUCKING HAND OUT OF MY FUCKING WALLET. COCKSUCKER!!!!

Sincerely, and with appropriate respect (you know, what I give lamprey eels YOU COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!),


Patrick Carroll
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