Thursday, November 13, 2008

A lot more of this, and Somalia might be a decent tourist destination.

UPDATE: They hijacked a supertanker. Damn.

Somalia, a fine land of violent, AK 47-toting, khat-chewing, girl-circumcising, permanently tumescent layabouts. A country of sexually hyperactive indigents, with millions of people who only survive because of help from the outside world.

The wide-eyed boy-child Sally Struthers begs us to save will, 20 years or so from now, be a priapic, AK 47-bearing hearty, siring children whenever the whim takes him. When he's not pirating supertankers.

Africa receives billions in foreign aid. All it gives back is AIDS and genocides.

Cut off the aid. Seal the borders. Re-colonize after 25 years or so.

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