Livin' In America

Iowahawk rips Chris Buckley, as only he can.

Quick! Check whether Al Gore is in town.

"Thy will be done." Bastardizing religion, I think that's called.

Wait 'til they realize The One has no clothes. The feeding frenzy will be horrific to witness.

White People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote.

Democrats. Kinda wonky. As in, busted.

Screw it. I think I'll throw in with the new ruling elite and retire like a bandit.

You wanted to retire?!?!?!!!!!

Fool! There's a new Troika in town.

Democrats.

MarOOns.

I mean, after Carter's (D., Ga.) CRA, and Boy Clinton's (D., Ar.) extensions to Carter's CRA, and Brothel Doorkeeper Gorelick at FNMA, and Barney Frank's (D., Ma.) boyfriend needing a profit, and Chris Dodd (D., Ct.) needing a holiday home on the cheap. Oh, and all those Federal mouth breathers needing retirement, you *actually* *expected* *to* *retire*?!?!?!!!!

Listen, just go elect a Democrat.

By the way, when The One is crowned, best not be accused of lèse majesté.

Joe the Plumber is our Canary in a Coal Mine. Pity the legacy media is in the tank for The One.


BTW, have I talked at all about my plans for a line of mOrOn bumper stickers?

Mmm... MarOOn.

Fools.

They should have moved into safer lines of work. Like having ACORN get them elected, or having Tony Rezko buy them houses.

BRILLIANT!!!!


UPDATE: Hey, I don't have to support the guy to recognize a brilliant piece of work.

Apparently, the Iraq War is over. And we won.

Who'd have thought??!?!!! Chimpy Bushitler McHalliburton actually accomplished something during his chimpy rodeo ride through history?!?!?!!!!! Heaven forfend!!!!

Haven't heard much about Iraq recently, have you. Wonder why?

Oh. Yes. Democrat required in the White House.

Say no more. Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

Whores.

Here's a legacy media writer talking about how his trade has prostituted itself.

Money paragraphs:

The traditional media are playing a very, very dangerous game -- with their readers, with the Constitution and with their own fates.

The sheer bias in the print and television coverage of this election campaign is not just bewildering, but appalling. And over the last few months I've found myself slowly moving from shaking my head at the obvious one-sided reporting, to actually shouting at the screen of my television and my laptop computer.

But worst of all, for the last couple weeks, I've begun -- for the first time in my adult life -- to be embarrassed to admit what I do for a living. A few days ago, when asked by a new acquaintance what I did for a living, I replied that I was "a writer," because I couldn't bring myself to admit to a stranger that I'm a journalist.

By the time this election is over, the ACORN-stolen votes, the legacy media bigotry will have you wondering where you actually live. The Fairness Doctrine that will assault soon thereafter will have all the feel of Pyongyang. The Jimmy Carter II depression that immediately ensues will remind you why, well, why Jimmy Carter spends his retirement trying to repair his utterly destroyed reputation.

The Republic will survive this, but Jesus, sweet Jesus, why do people persist in voting for Democrats? Why can't some better socialists come along?

My election night prediction.

Though, truth be told, Indiana and Ohio are iffy.

This is a pretty chilling video, involving Obama's "guy in the neighborhood," Bill Ayers, and his plans for exterminating 25 million Americans.

Money quote:

I asked, "well what is going to happen to those people we can't reeducate, that are diehard capitalists?" and the reply was that they'd have to be eliminated.

And when I pursued this further, they estimated they would have to eliminate 25 million people in these reeducation centers.

And when I say "eliminate," I mean "kill."

Twenty-five million people.

I want you to imagine sitting in a room with 25 people, most of which have graduate degrees, from Columbia and other well-known educational centers, and hear them figuring out the logistics for the elimination of 25 million people.

And they were dead serious.

I presume Obama's not of this mind, but I can't help wondering what it was that Ayers, Dohrn, Wright, et al., saw in him.

Read closely, I think this ad indicates the NYT has done as many dog fight, cock fight, and Confederate flag stories as it wants to do.

Who'd have thought?!?!?!!!

I guess it's on to shinin', frog-giggin', hog-stickin', and cat-head biscuits.

Obama Raises $150 million in September.

Well, of course.


UPDATE: Of course.


UPDATE: MORAL EQUIVALENCE?

Stealing elections, a la ACORN, is as American as apple pie.

When Democrats are doing the stealing, naturally. Republicans need not apply.


UPDATE: FASCIST STORMTROOPER PIG STOMPS ON AMERICAN PIE!

The Missus and I went to see bestselling author Jonah Goldberg at Emory last night (10/22/2008). White Hall, room 208. It was a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

Jonah gave his standard "Liberal Fascism" speech, laying out the history that shows fascism to be a wholly-owned creature of the left. He was in a much better state than when I saw him at Oglethorpe. Then he was suffering from a bad head cold, and wasn't terribly coherent. This time, he was in fine form. I particularly enjoyed his examples of leftist "courage on the cheap." Naomi Wolf, for example, prancing around and likening the US to the Third Reich, without bothering to reflect on the actual fate of actual political dissidents in Hitler's Germany. Oh, it was fine stuff.

After the speech, there was a Q&A session. He took questions from a few Obama supporters. There were two major themes. One was along the lines of "Obama may have Bill Ayers, but you've got Timothy McVeigh and Eric Rudolph. What do you think of that?" Another was, "Why do you stoop to name-calling? Aren't you afraid that you might inspire some conservative kook to violence?"

To the first, Jonah answered that the left has a much closer connection to violence, citing Ayers, the Black Panthers, hell, Mao, Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot, to name a few. To the latter question, he gave example after example of conservatives portrayed as actual Nazis, and turned the question on its head, asking why leftists aren't concerned about inspiring violence against conservatives. (Standard leftist answer: They don't have to be, they're the good guys, and anyway, conservatives deserve what they get, good and hard.)

There were a number of other questions. Let's see. One was about the hagiography that surrounds Obama. Jonah commented that he didn't know how much of that was sponsored by Obama, versus how much was imposed on him by adoring fans. Another was about Laura Ingraham's proposal for a website "Intellectuals For Palin". While making clear his respect for Laura Ingraham, Jonah had a hilarious response to that, centering on the notion that Sarah Palin's not an intellectual, but so what? She's a genuine reformer, and is to be loved for her enemies.

There was much else. Unfortunately I was having too much fun to take many notes.

Afterward I took the time to shake his hand, compliment him on his book, and wish him the best.

As I said, a fine evening.

Two years ago, at about this time, we were hearing about the Foley scandal. Remember? It was the last nail in the Republican coffin.

This year we have a new scandal, from Tim Mahoney, Foley's successor. Haven't heard much about it, have you? Couldn't have anything to do with Mahoney's party affiliation, could it?

The legacy media is biased. Hell, after the hit piece on McCain's wife, after hte treatment of Joe the Plumber, it's not just biased, it's bigoted. fine. So what?

Well, when we finally lose our First Amendment free speech rights, it'll be because their nominal guardians find them inconvenient.

It's a Viking thing. Y'all wouldn't understand.

Seen just now on Slashdot:

"British MoD Stunned By Massive Data Loss"

"UK Government Says More Spying Needed"

There's a perpetual motion machine lurking there, I think.

A joke, at least.

Somebody hates Neal Stephenson.

Ho hum.

Why is this man not the Republican nominee for President?

Oh yeah. Too young. Or some such.

Oh Christ! We're all fucked!

Es gibt ein pinguin auf meinem schrank.

Dude!

Ch-changeless.

A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter



Because, you know, the Legacy Media is all in The Tank for The One.

Solar Power Faces Environmentalist Opposition.

They won't be satisfied until until we're all wiped out. I mean, except them.

Get ready for permanently high gas prices, courtesy of the Democrats.