Wednesday, September 17, 2008


Money quote:
Much of Barack Obama's political success can be traced to a database listing contact information for millions of people, a tool that has proved invaluable in raising record sums of money and organizing a national volunteer network.

Now Obama's presidential campaign is increasingly using the list to beat back media messages it does not like, calling on supporters to flood radio and television stations when those opposed to him run anti-Obama ads or appear on talk shows.
Not that President Obama would, oh, have an enemies list, or send his flying monkeys out to do his bidding, or anything.

Because under President Obama the earth will begin to cool (he is *cool*), the seas will begin to recede, America will be a happy place, with flowery meadows, and rainbow skies and rivers made of chocolate, where the children will dance and laugh and play with gumdrop smiles.

Oh, and the Germans will finally love us again.


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