Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A long time ago, while living in Norfolk, VA, I made a number of trips to the Idaho National Engineering Lab, in Idaho Falls, Id.

The trip involved flying in and out of Salt Lake City, UT. On the trips home, I'd inevitably end up next to a shiney, newly-minted Mormon missionary, out to gather souls for the Mormon vision of Christ. And, just as inevitably, the missionary would launch into the missionary spiel.
Missionary: Have you accepted Christ as your savior.

Me: No, I've accepted Ernie the Goatfucker.
Peaceful flight guaranteed.

(Yes, it took me a while to auger in on this checkmate.)

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