Sunday, July 09, 2006
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Halfway through the movie one of the monks living on Jack Black's cooking remarks that he's had diarrhea since Easter. I know where he was coming from: I'd started feeling like projectile spewing from both ends about five minutes after the movie started.
This is a horrible movie. Technicolor horseshit flung randomly in hopes that some will blind us to the fact that we've spent good money on this dysenteric excuse for an abortion of a movie from the deepest pits of Hollywood's foetid sewers.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Avoid it.
UPDATE: I posted this as a 1 star review at Amazon. It never made it past the Amazon review process. Unlike all the 3+ star reviews.
Halfway through the movie one of the monks living on Jack Black's cooking remarks that he's had diarrhea since Easter. I know where he was coming from: I'd started feeling like projectile spewing from both ends about five minutes after the movie started.
This is a horrible movie. Technicolor horseshit flung randomly in hopes that some will blind us to the fact that we've spent good money on this dysenteric excuse for an abortion of a movie from the deepest pits of Hollywood's foetid sewers.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Avoid it.
UPDATE: I posted this as a 1 star review at Amazon. It never made it past the Amazon review process. Unlike all the 3+ star reviews.
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