Sunday, November 30, 2003
Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Jesus, and Jesse Jackson.
Message to Jesse: self-praise is no praise. Also: the gig is up.
You'd better get out of town with as much cash as you can before the protestors, illegitimate children, and IRS enquiries get to you. I'd make for Canada if I were you. Not too far away, don't you know. Mind you, it is kind of cold, and the pickings will be kind of slim - there are no Canadian equivalents of GE or Freddie Mac to shakedown. But at least you'll be free among people who'll protect you if you come out with the occasional anti-Bush rant.
Message to Jesse: self-praise is no praise. Also: the gig is up.
You'd better get out of town with as much cash as you can before the protestors, illegitimate children, and IRS enquiries get to you. I'd make for Canada if I were you. Not too far away, don't you know. Mind you, it is kind of cold, and the pickings will be kind of slim - there are no Canadian equivalents of GE or Freddie Mac to shakedown. But at least you'll be free among people who'll protect you if you come out with the occasional anti-Bush rant.
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