Saturday, November 22, 2003
After 9/11, a lot of Americans were asking "Why do they hate us?" I think I've figured it out: it's Hollywood's fault.
There are two sides to American culture: popular, and high. Hollywood produces and exports American low culture.
Hollywood does not export American high culture. In fact, Hollywood would not know American high culture if it (high culture) grabbed it (Hollywood) by the scrotum and gave its testicles a good hard squeeze. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Now, consider yourself a Mullah straight out of the middle ages, dealing with American low culture, as packaged and distributed by Hollywood.
American low culture presents you with Madonna frenching Britney; or "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"; or CSI; or The Sopranos; or Sex and the City; or MTV. Violence, self-involvement, perversion.
This from the land of increasingly overweight, illiterate, ignorant, know-nothings. Not that I mean that perjoratively, since all cultures are equally beautiful and valid.
Oh, did I forgot to mention: American's have this belief system called "Policial Correctness." According to this belief system, all cultures are equally beautiful and valid. Even the ones where they kill women to preserve family honor, collapse walls on gays to punish them for being gay, preserve slavery into the 21st century, and strap bombs to children after convincing them to kill themselves and a few Israelis.
So American low culture is just as beautiful and valid as your Holy Koran, so shut the fuck up and take it. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Well of course you're going to do your nut, crash a few airliners into a few buildings and announce that the streets will run red with the blood of the infidel.
I mean, without these infidels and their combat fatigues, AK-47s, sound and video recording equipment, satellite networks, etc., all you'd be is a tall lanky Islamofascist nut in yak-wool underwear. Yet, these same people, with much of the same equipment, are building legions of apostates with nothing more than Britney, Madonna, some frenching, and Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
There are two sides to American culture: popular, and high. Hollywood produces and exports American low culture.
Hollywood does not export American high culture. In fact, Hollywood would not know American high culture if it (high culture) grabbed it (Hollywood) by the scrotum and gave its testicles a good hard squeeze. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Now, consider yourself a Mullah straight out of the middle ages, dealing with American low culture, as packaged and distributed by Hollywood.
American low culture presents you with Madonna frenching Britney; or "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"; or CSI; or The Sopranos; or Sex and the City; or MTV. Violence, self-involvement, perversion.
This from the land of increasingly overweight, illiterate, ignorant, know-nothings. Not that I mean that perjoratively, since all cultures are equally beautiful and valid.
Oh, did I forgot to mention: American's have this belief system called "Policial Correctness." According to this belief system, all cultures are equally beautiful and valid. Even the ones where they kill women to preserve family honor, collapse walls on gays to punish them for being gay, preserve slavery into the 21st century, and strap bombs to children after convincing them to kill themselves and a few Israelis.
So American low culture is just as beautiful and valid as your Holy Koran, so shut the fuck up and take it. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Well of course you're going to do your nut, crash a few airliners into a few buildings and announce that the streets will run red with the blood of the infidel.
I mean, without these infidels and their combat fatigues, AK-47s, sound and video recording equipment, satellite networks, etc., all you'd be is a tall lanky Islamofascist nut in yak-wool underwear. Yet, these same people, with much of the same equipment, are building legions of apostates with nothing more than Britney, Madonna, some frenching, and Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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